dirtydisneyconfessions:

ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

a mod for skyrim has been released that gives every dude in the game a different sized dick. my god. my god

nepteta:

nepteta:

so not only does this mod do that but it also adds havoc-enabled ballsacks AND hotkeys that let you move your character’s dick up and down and side to side

Game Assets

  • Two base body shapes (Default/regular and BodyBuilder Body)
  • 3 Schlong shapes with their own dedicated textures (more to come in the future)
  • 4 Texture sets: Hairless, Hairy, Argonian, Khajiit
  • Skeleton with rigged male genitalia and Havok assets to animate it (does not require FNIS, and works with any animation)



Game Features

  • Custom Shop located in Riverwood (Morning Wood) with custom NPC (Bjorn LongSword) that sells SOS related items. The shop works from 8h00 to 20h00. Bjorn needs to relax a bit after that at the Sleeping Giant Inn.
  • Erection spell, can be activated on NPCs via dialogue, on the player through Key Bind. The erection is level based. Starting at 300 secs, each 10 levels increase 200 seconds. After an erection ends, a debuff is applied that prevents from getting erect again for 15 mins. Erection is animated.
  • Viagra like potion, to allow an erection to last 1 hour (Distilled Mandrake)
  • Potions to increase and decrease Schlong size. They drop respectively from Dragons and Falmers. Can be used by the PC or given to NPCs through dialogue. 10 size ranks available.
  • Each Addon, sets a specific potion to allow to change the schlong shape. PC can simply use it, NPCs can be traded (they will use it automatically)
  • Default underwear (provides a 10 armor rating boost). The underwear is skinned to the Master Scale controller bone (GenBase), so it will reflect partially a bulge size increase according to the scaling on that bone.
  • The PC starts always at size rank 1 (the idea is for you to collect potions so you can “level” up your schlong… if you want it bigger ofc!)

dextromen:

anime tits will never make sense to me

heh, more… more like…..Somebody That i Used To BLOW hahahahahahahahahahaahaha

unclejesus:

Spiderman Sits on my face.

unclejesus:

Spiderman Sits on my face.